When I was walking I saw a guy and he sneezed and I said bless you. He gave me a thumbs up and then we went our own ways.
What are the rules on this whole "bless you" bit?
I'll break it off into digestable pieces. Since you're so stupid. So dumb. Get away from me, cootieface. Probably have cooties or something. Stupid.
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The Classroom
I decided to start off with the hardest. The rules in this area are very weird, but I will try my best to understand and decipher them.
- Friends: If your friend sneezes, you can man up and bless them, or you can wait for someone else to maybe say it so you can piggyback off of that. Overall, not the craziest if you bless them.
- Random kid: You aren't obligated. Kind of the same as the friend one, but you aren't obligated. If you say anything, the other kids might look at you and think you're a freak. Why did you say bless you to this random kid? Sure, you kind of know him, but are you trying to trade lunches or something? You think you're gonna get a thank you card because of it? The silence that follows isn't any better. You had to get the last word in, couldn't let the kid sneeze in peace. What's wrong with you? Why are you overthinking this? You just said "bless you" to someone who sneezed, and everyone thinks you're a freak for it now? Am I an idiot? Why am I overexaggerating? Making a bigger deal out of nothing just so I can pretend my life is a little more interesting? You should never have said anything. Regardless of whether you were right for it or wrong, saying anything was your biggest mistake. It's not hard to look down and focus on your work is it?
- During a test: its like a 50/50 on this one too i'd say
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for making you think you were wrong. I'm sorry for making you think that you get everything wrong. You're fine just as you are. You never have to listen to me, i'm not some deity. I like to think that I'm better than others, than myself, but I'm not. Don't ever listen to me. Say bless you when some random kid sneezes.
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Family
Duhh!! Always bless your family! Stupid! Otherwise.... they might go to HELL!!!!!
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